do whatever the fuck you want

lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

saberspinner:

mobabyducky:

MY HEART

I actually just started tearing up in the middle of the marshall center lol

cloudy-dreamers:

This generation of girls are angry because they’re either too young for David Beckham or too old for his sons

16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

growlethal:

there are 7 billion people on the planet and you only interact with like a fraction of a fracton of them in your lifetime. imagine how many incredible friendships or relationships you could have but you’ll never meet or get to know those people

ukrainianbarbiedoll:

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queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

sowwy:

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
Irish proverb (via chivalry-happens)

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea