"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
The fact that this episode is 10 years old and Beyoncé is even more relevant today is just fabulous
lucas bit my ass and this truly terrifying thing happened
The best kind of alcohol is a lot.
I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
my hobbies include staying up hella late and complaining about it in the morning
the madonna one cracks me up!!
Looking for a tumblr girlfriend, picking a random one of my followersand gain thousands! Following back all my dashboard is dead.
A Fire Pit IN THE POOL
A Door That Turns into a Ping-Pong Table
Chilled Produce Drawers in the Kitchen
A Wine Cellar Trap Door
A Sleepover Room
A Door Handle That Automatically Turns Off Electricity and Gas When You Leave
A Swing-Set Dining Table
A Built-In TV for the Bathtub
A Glass-Encased Fireplace
A Loft Hammock
A Hot Tub That Flows from the Inside to Outside
A Huge Round Bedroom Window
A Stained-Glass Door
A Library Staircase/Slide
A Bone-Shaped Pool for Your Dog
when i was born i was given the choice between a big dick or a great memory
which did you choose
i don’t remember
an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable